Break my bones
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but getting a steam burn while trying to make my dog's custom food recipe really fucking hurts. Like for »
G-Oh-st Busters
You know that scene in Ghostbusters where Ray is asleep and the ghost unzips his pants, then he moans and his eyes roll back. What's going »
My dog: Part 1
Appa picked up a stick from my landscaping. I had to run after him and pry it from his bastard mouth. I spilled my drink. Cheeky »
Peanut butter and jolly
Ever feel like a nearly empty jar of natural peanut butter? One you pull from the back of the fridge, have to smash the lid on »