I have trust issues

I don't trust other people's Christmas candy. It's too personal and I always compare it to the stuff I got when I was a kid. Also, »

Jeez Geese

I know I'm perpetuating stereotypes when I say this but geese make me uncomfortable. I've never met a goose that wasn't a butthole intent on ruining »

I love lamp

My wife got these new lamps for the bedroom. They're all old and look like Thomas Edison (Direct Current ALL FUCKING DAY BABY) made them in »