Break my bones

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but getting a steam burn while trying to make my dog's custom food recipe really fucking hurts. Like for »

G-Oh-st Busters

You know that scene in Ghostbusters where Ray is asleep and the ghost unzips his pants, then he moans and his eyes roll back. What's going »

My dog: Part 1

Appa picked up a stick from my landscaping. I had to run after him and pry it from his bastard mouth. I spilled my drink. Cheeky »