David Adam Suski

My wife got these new lamps for the bedroom. They're all old and look like Thomas Edison (Direct Current ALL FUCKING DAY BABY) made them in »

At least give me all the cool shit I saw in Blade Runner (the first one, I'm not eating fucking bugs like Batista). »

To conclude the mulch saga, my neighbor took it. He's a good friggen guy. More at 11. »

Every wonder what those helicopter things that drop from maple trees are? They're seeds and they're delicious. »

Or else he'd break his friggen neck jumping into all that damn money. »