Truck No
So I was driving to the grocery store and I saw this big jeep go way the hell around a medium sized pot hole and it »
I feel ways about stuff
I know that Futurama is a great show but sometimes things just need to stay dead. Like Total Recall or that super sexist X-woman that has »
Pony
I don't understand why more rich people don't just give their kid a horse when they ask for one. Just buy that mfer and drop it »
Life goals
I sincerely wish to get famous enough that when I go on a good bender, stick oil up my nose, decide to become a bulimic for »
Directions
I enjoy putting signs with words on them in various places throughout my house. Instead of asking my wife what I should do in the kitchen »